Welcome to SlipRock!
Watch your step....
It's SLIPPERY here!
AHHHHHRRRRRGGHH!!! Good Lord!!!... evolution sure works fast!
Doesn't it scare you a little to think SLIPROCK is just down the street from you?
More to come soon... so visit often!
OK.
I suppose, if your brave enough...
it's time for you to enter the world of...